• They'll Sell Anything
  • Production Guys & Sharp Objects
  • Fandom, Stalkers & DJs
  • Don't Leave It In The Breakroom!
  • Radio & Alcohol
  • Radio Nightmares
  • Internal Communications
  • Ask the RIGHT questions
  • We're Going To Kill The Competition
  • Lies And More Lies
  • Radio Incest
  • Jobs In The Trades - Blind Box Ads
  • Where Do "They" Come From?
  • Attention To Details And Communication
  • Sales Slugs & Promises
  • Relics From The Past (Flesh and Otherwise)
  • The Switchboard Operator
  • Contesting, Morons, Idiots and Careers
  • More Jock Humor
  • The Kiss Of Death... or You'll Get Fired.. Guaranteed!
  • Saving A Buck... Again
  • Inside DJ Joke
  • Voice Gods and Direction
  • Irony - Satellite Radio
  • Why There Are No Old DJs
  • Voice Tracking To The Extreme
  • Voice Gods
  • A Slip Of The Tongue - Consequences
  • You Know You Been On The Air Way Too Long When.....
  • Voice Gods
  • It works! I've Tried It Myself!
  • Radiation And Radio
  • It Sounds Kinda Like This..
  • The Evolution Of The Radio Job
  • Where Have All The Production Pros Gone?... And Why
  • Another Radio Contest Gone Wrong... In a good way.
  • Unemployment In Radio - "I see dead people."
  • The Door Code (continued).. See the one below first.
  • The Door Code
  • When The Station Makes Money.. We All Make Money
  • Sales And Rush Spots
  • Voice Tracking
  • Why Morning Shows Are All The Same
  • The Real Truth About Those Weight Loss Products
  • The Truth About Those Weight Loss Products (Updated 12/10/02)
  • Lose Weight Without Dieting OR Exercise
  • Grow Up Now Or Else
  • Youth And Production
  • DJ Joke #62
  • Christmas Gifts And Radio
  • Tribute Songs
  • Have You Heard This One - Favorite DJ Jokes
  • Jocks And The Truth
  • Radio And Ebay
  • Radio And The Internet
  • Headphone Thieves
  • The Truth Is Out There
  • Holiday Interviews With Kids
  • The Dark Side Of Radio
  • We Work For Psychopaths
  • If I Tell You, I'll Have To Kill You -  Re-Launch
  • Radio Promotions And Clients
  • How Listeners Ruin Contests
  • Radio Engineers - Sick Humor
  • Radio, The Internet, and Us
  • Radio, The Internet, and You
  • Radio & Hi-Tech Equipment
  • Y2K & KRUD
  • Merry Christmas From KRUD
  • The Vacation We're Not Charged For
  • Y2K & Radio
  • Radio & The Internet
  • More Lies
  • We Lie... A Lot!
  • Amazing Use Of Technology
  • Fridge Thieves
  • Skunkman Jack - Radio Truth
  • We Are Gods
  • Using Station Letterhead For Resumes
  • The "Killer" Promo
  • The Bumper Sticker
  • Love's On The Line.. Again
  • Stupid Contest Winners
  • Stupid Radio Interviews
  • Radio Station Break Rooms
  • How Radio Stations Get Stuff
  • KRUD's New Year's Resolution
  • Free Gifts Continued..
  • Free Gifts To Steal.... er.. Give!
  • The Business Of Communication
  • Why PD's Drink
  • Why DJ's Suck
  • Listeners Being Funny
  • Who Invented Stealth Technology?
  • Enforcing The Format
  • Why Do We Even Bother
  • Why Radio Commercials Don't Make Sense
  • Reading Liners IS A Science
  • Making Fun Of Listeners
  • Why You Should Never Burn Bridges
  • Getting Rid Of A PD
  • Getting Fired & Getting Even
  • Why KRUD Fired Our Cartoonist
  • Tape Bias - Snobbery
  • Major Career Decisions - Punching Out The PD
  • Does Management Listen To The Air-Staff?
  • Old PD's.. What Happens To Them?
  • New PD's Have The Answers
  • Bad PD's Can Always Get A Better Job
  • Accepting Blame In Radio
  • Will Make Promos For Food
  • TV Stations Suck..Here's Why
  • Lasers And Concerts - More Bad Ideas
  • Management Is Out Of Touch
  • Throweth Thy Power Switch To Loweth
  • Digital Production:  The Wave Of The Future
  • KRUD Goes To The Country Radio Seminar
  • Another Perfect Radio Promotion
  • As A Public Service... yeah right!
  • Why We Can't Flip You Off
  • Don't Date Your Sidekick
  • We Hate It When It Snows
  • The General Manager
  • Engineers And Work
  • Let's Be Compelling
  • Satellite Programming
  • Radio, Feminism, Stupidity
  • The 9th Caller - From Hell
  • The Twisted Logic Of Managment
  • Clients That Cut Their Own Commercials
  • The Traffic Chopper
  • The NAB Convention
  • Radio Warfare - Part Two
  • Radio Warfare - Part One
  • Thank God School Has Started
  • Let's Tick Off Everyone
  • Back To The Future
  • The Artist Interview - (don't go there)
  • Sales And Spec Spots
  • We're Number One (We're Dead)
  • Technology And Radio
  • The Contest Players
  • The Perfect Production Job
  • Brian Wilson Quits - You Finish It Contest.
  • Another Well Thought Out Contest
  • The All New (Your Call Letters Here)
  • The Request
  • Vacations & Radio
  • You're Off The Air
  • Radio Races
  • Kicking Butt (Radio Style)
  • Drugs & Alien Sightings
  • Devious Engineers
  • Firing A Part-Timer Part Two
  • Morning Jocks - The Truth
  • Every DJ's Nightmare
  • Death Of A Salesman
  • Firing A Part-Timer
  • Getting A Date On The Request Line Part 2
  • Getting A Date On The Request Line Part 1
  • A Crime Punishable By Death
  • Program Directors: What Are They?
  • Merry Christmas From KRUD
  • The Christmas Party - Part Three
  • The Christmas Party - Part Two
  • The Christmas Party - Part One
  • Working On Holidays
  • Airborne Traffic Reports
  • Show Prep And Relating To The Listener
  • Parking Lot Economics Of Radio
  • Drop Everything, It's A New Station
  • Sales and Dead Air
  • Where's The Engineer?
  • Evolution Of A Radio Salesman
  • Philosophy and Radio
  • Technology And The John
  • The Bumper Sticker
  • Tasteless Commercials - Yum!
  • The Mascot
  • Radio Station Promotions and Contests
  • Death And The Radio.
  • Why DJ's Don't Answer The Phone.
  • A Midday Jock Is Created!
  • The Most Dangerous Vehicle On The Road.
  • Shut Up And Read The Liner Cards!
  • Where Do Those Crappy Radio Prizes Come From?
  • How To Lose A Radio Station Contest.