You're a Listener and you don't get it... 

Yes, we lie.  We lie all the time.  If we played every request that came in there would be no point in having a format.... Ever wonder why there's only "All Request Hours"?  Because.... listeners... (that's you) have no concept of format and the mix of music that is required...... The other thing is we'll tell you anything just to get you off the phone.

KRUD Listener Tip:   When the DJs are out doing personal appearances at Joe's Lawnmower and Food Emporium... don't whine and beg for free stuff.  What do you tell your kids when they do that?