Welcome to Simon's Stuff
These documents are provided without recourse, with no guarantees, real or implied, that
they will cure cellulite problems, be acceptable to your parents, your children, or the
bloke who stares at you sometimes when you're walking by yourself. If you feel in any
way threatened by the above statement, seek counselling now! as it may already be
getting out of hand.
It's a big world and you're on your own I'm sorry. Remember to pack lots of food, a change
of clothes, and "The Gulag Acipeligo" for when you can't sleep. A spare roll of toilet
paper never goes amiss either - make sure it's at least 2-ply.
Never give up!
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