A bloke in new zealand named Simon Paul Travaglia has written a lot of funny stuff, the most widely known parts being of course the infamous Bastard Operator From Hell series. The parts which he wrote because he was bored are mirrored here, while the parts which he wrote because Network Week paid him to are not, due to my intense dislike of being incarcerated on copyright-violation charges.

So your choices are: 



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