| Brad Majors | Hey, Janet |
| Janet Weiss | Yes, Brad? |
| Brad Majors | I've got something to say |
| Janet Weiss | Uh huh? |
| Brad Majors | I really love the...skillful way You beat the other girls To the bride's bouquet |
| Janet Weiss | Oh...oh, Brad |
| Brad Majors | The river was deep but I swam it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | The future is ours, so let's plan it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | So please don't tell me to can it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you The road was long but I ran it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | There's a fire in my heart and you fan it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | If there's one fool for you then I am it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad, or mediocre Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so |
| Janet Weiss | Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had |
| Chorus | Oh, Brad |
| Janet Weiss | Now we're engaged and I'm so glad |
| Chorus | Oh, Brad |
| Janet Weiss | That you met Mom and you know Dad |
| Chorus | Oh, Brad |
| Janet Weiss | I've one thing to say, and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too Oh, Brad |
| Brad Majors | Oh, dammit |
| Janet Weiss | I'm mad |
| Brad Majors | Oh, Janet |
| Janet Weiss | For you |
| Brad Majors | I love you too |
| Brad and Janet | There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo |
| Brad Majors | And that's go see the man who began it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | When we met in his science exam-it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | Made me give you the eye and then panic |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | Now I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you Dammit, Janet |
| Janet Weiss | Oh Brad, I'm mad |
| Brad Majors | Dammit, Janet |
| Brad and Janet | I love you |
| Riff Raff | It's astounding Time is fleeting Madness takes its toll But listen closely |
| Magenta | Not for very much longer |
| Riff Raff | I've got to keep control I remember doing the Time Warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me |
| Riff and Magenta | And the void would be calling |
| Chorus | Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again |
| Criminologist | It's just a jump to the left |
| Chorus | And then a step to the right |
| Criminologist | With your hands on your hips |
| Chorus | You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again |
| Magenta | It's so dreamy Oh, fantasy free me So you can't see me No, not at all In another dimension With voyeuristic intention Well secluded, I see all |
| Riff Raff | With a bit of a mind flip |
| Magenta | You're into the time slip |
| Riff Raff | And nothing can ever be the same |
| Magenta | You're spaced out on sensation |
| Riff Raff | Like you're under sedation |
| Chorus | Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again |
| Columbia | Well I was walking down the street Just a having a think When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes He stared at me and I felt a change Time meant nothing, never would again |
| Chorus | Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again |
| Criminologist | It's just a jump to the left |
| Chorus | And then a step to the right |
| Criminologist | With your hands on your hips |
| Chorus | You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | How do you do Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound |
| Brad Majors | I'm glad we caught you at home |
| Janet Weiss | Right! |
| Brad Majors | We'll just say where we are |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Well you got caught with a flat |
| Riff Raff | Night! |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Or maybe a bite |
| Columbia | Bite! |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | I could show you my favorite obsession |
| Chorus | Sweet Transvestite! |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | From Transexual |
| Chorus | Transylvania |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | So come up to the lab |
Eddie: Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that rock n' roll!
| Janet Weiss | I was feeling done in |
| Columbia | You mean she? |
| Magenta | Uh huh |
| Janet Weiss | I thought there's no use getting |
| Magenta and Columbia | More, more, more! |
| Janet Weiss | I'll put up no resistance Then if anything grows |
| Magenta and Columbia | Down, down, down! |
| Janet Weiss | And that's just one small fraction |
| Columbia | Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me |
| Magenta | I wanna be dirty |
| Columbia | Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me |
| Magenta | Creature of the night |
| Janet Weiss | Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me |
| Rocky Horror | Creature of the night |
| Brad Majors | Creature of the night? |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Creature of the night |
| Magenta | Creature of the night |
| Riff Raff | Creature of the night |
| Columbia | Creature of the night |
| Rocky Horror | Creature of the night |
| Janet Weiss | Creature of the night! |