Subject:      What do you do
<BR>Date:         18 Jun 92 23:15:07 GMT
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What if you were shopping, in one of the secondhand places that smells of
mothballs and the really string disinfectant they use to hide puke smells,
and you were trying to buy the ultimate in imitation leather luxury and
comfort, you  know, the sort of clothes that just scream out to "chicks"
"LOOK AT ME, I'VE GOT HEAPS OF MONEY, AND I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND IT ON
CLOTHES, I'M GOING TO SPEND IT ON SEX AIDS LIKE VIBRO-MASSAGERS AND DICK
EXTENDERS!"
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So anyway, you just spot this really neat leisuresuit-like jacket, with
lots of velcro and elastic, and you slip it on, and it feels Soooooo
comfortable that you feel like wearing it right away and cruising downtown
in it (because it's got an imitation fur inside, the stuff that you can
wear right up against your skin) and trying to score.
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You slip to the counter, still wearing the coat, because now you've got it on
you just can't take it off, and it's only 12.50, and you get to the counter
and the lady says 12.50 like you knew she would because you're psychopathic,
and you reach into the pocket and it's the jacket pocket, and instead of
your wallet, you pull out Jimmy Hoffa's tongue...
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What do you do?
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Try the other pockets?