Subject: Sex, Lies and Insulation Tape
Date: 7 Aug 92 04:28:08 GMT
Ok, I'm recording now. Uh, I don't know what to say. Okay. Tell me about your favourite fantasy Oh! Well, I.. Ok, sure. How would you like me to start? How does your fantasy start? Well, I'm just posting to news, right, and this guy who I've been talking to via email (who I've been getting really friendly with) calls me on the phone. And he wants to see me. What happens then? Well, we arrange to meet in bar we both know, and it's like an email blind date. So we agree to both wear leather. *Lots* of leather. And then? Well, I get my short skirt on, and ride on over there. And I get in, and straight away I know who I've been corresponding with all these months. And.. Well, it's not like the usual email guy, with a face like a Super Supreme and protruding forhead - he's like a *normal* person... Well.. Normal enough I suppose - we did meet in the group alt.leather.bound.bondage.discliples.into. lots.of.pain.with.darning.needles.and.fluoride.toothpaste, but he *looks* normal. And then what happens? Well, I usually wake up. Why is that? Oh, the fiction is too much for me - there's no normal guys on the net. Shit.