Subject: Sex, Lies and Insulation Tape

Date: 7 Aug 92 04:28:08 GMT

Ok, I'm recording now.

Uh, I don't know what to say.

Okay.  Tell me about your favourite fantasy

Oh!  Well, I..  Ok, sure.  How would you like me to start?

How does your fantasy start?

Well, I'm just posting to news, right, and this guy who I've been talking
to via email (who I've been getting really friendly with) calls me on the
phone.  And he wants to see me.

What happens then?

Well, we arrange to meet in bar we both know, and it's like an email blind
date.  So we agree to both wear leather.  *Lots* of leather.

And then?

Well, I get my short skirt on, and ride on over there.  And I get in, and
straight away I know who I've been corresponding with all these months.

And..

Well, it's not like the usual email guy, with a face like a Super Supreme
and protruding forhead - he's like a *normal* person...  Well.. Normal enough
I suppose - we did meet in the group alt.leather.bound.bondage.discliples.into.
lots.of.pain.with.darning.needles.and.fluoride.toothpaste, but he *looks*
normal.

And then what happens?

Well, I usually wake up.

Why is that?

Oh, the fiction is too much for me - there's no normal guys on the net.

Shit.