Subject:      SEX, LIES and GAFFER TAPE - Outtakes
<BR>Date:         2 Aug 92 20:22:52 GMT
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"Ok.  I'm recording now.  When was the first time?"

"Uh, You mean the first time I rode a pushbike?"

"No, the first time you had sex with a man.."

"Oh. 47"

"You were 47 before you had sex with a man?"

"Yes"

"So you were a virgin until 47?"

"No.  I just never had sex with a man"

"Did you have a lesbian encounter?"

"No.  Not do far"

"Did you masturbate?"

"Yes.  But that didn't count."

"So who did you have sex with?"

"Boys!"

"Yeah Boys.  All ages, from 15 to 58.  Boys"

"Shit."

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"Ok.  I'm recording.  What would you like to say"

"I don't know"

"Oh.  Ok.  When did you have your first sexual encounter?"

"I've never had a sexual encounter"

"You've *never* had a sexual encounter?"

"No.  How could I - I'm a Washing Machine"

"Shit."
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