Subject:      Sex, Lies and Duct Tape
Date:         7 Aug 92 04:28:40 GMT

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I'm recording now.  Start when you want.

Ok, sure...

Are you having problems starting?

Well, yeah, I am.

Why is that?

Well, what do you want to hear about?

Whatever you would like to talk about.  What turns you on?

Jelly moulds.

Jelly moulds?

Yeah, Jelly moulds.  You know, the ones that could almost be a bra if you
strapped two of them together - except that they've got those fins on them.

Fins?

Yeah, down the sides so the jelly comes out smoothly.

What else turns you on?

56 Chevvies.

The car?

Yeah. ..  No.  Not the car, the indicator lamp.  You know, the one that looks
like you could use it for a cap if you put elastic round it and tucked the
elastic under your chin.

Right.  Anything else.

Door handles?

Knob or Handle?

Handle.

Why?

It's the way you could use two of them as chrome walkman headphones if
you taped them together..

You're not really into this are you?

Sure I am!  Ask me about blackwater rafting.
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