I was just playing around with my pascal compiler trying to find those hidden features that are always undocumented, and I found a real doozy.
I MEANT to type "PROCEDURE READ_LINE;", but instead, I typed "I'm a Cayenne Powered Meat Sex Sandwich and I want YOU" by accident, without realising it.
Anyway, I compile my program, and it comes back without errors and so I run it and nothing happens. Then.
But later on, I get home and the phone rings. I get it and it's this whistling noise, which I realise is a modem, so I say "Hello" so the person at the other end will know that it's not a modem they're connecting to, and before I know it, I'm getting a modulated "Daisy Daisy" down the phone at me.
Do you think it's a real-life computer date?