A Split-Second In The Life of God...

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DYouTakeHimWhenYouCouldHaveTakenHisBrotherWhoWasNoGoodToAnyonePleaseHelp
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BeOverAndDoneWithAsSoonAsPossiblePleaseHelpMeBeNotSoScaredPleaseMakeMyBi
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ceMeAndRealiseThatI'mANicePersonWhereHasAllMyTimeGone-IDon'tFEELOld,Plea
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rAndI'llWorkHarderNextTimePleaseDon'tLetMeDieAloneCanIJustForOnceNotHave
toGoThroughAllThisAgainPleaseProtectMeNowMoreThanEverCanIWinOneOfTheFree
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Oh, Yeah, Thanks for that..